What you say, and what it usually is
Businesses arrive with a symptom. The diagnosis is almost always somewhere else, and it is almost always a definition or a join that nobody owns.
- “Sales and finance disagree about last month.”
- Two systems hold a number called revenue and neither owns the definition. Usually one counts bookings and the other counts collections, and nobody wrote that down.
- “We do not know which channel is working.”
- Campaign naming was never enforced, so ad spend cannot be joined to closed revenue at customer level. The reports are real; the join is guesswork.
- “Leads go cold.”
- There is no owner, no clock and no escalation. Response time is a function of who happened to be looking at the inbox.
- “Reporting takes the whole week.”
- Someone is exporting from five platforms and reconciling by hand, so the numbers describe a week that has already finished.
- “The CRM is a mess.”
- Duplicates from prior migrations, ownership that no longer matches the team, and no survivorship rule for which value wins. Every meeting opens with an argument about the data.